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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 8:43pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2015 @ 7:04pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2014 @ 3:21pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2015 @ 2:18pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:28pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 4:43pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2015 @ 2:13pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 10:01am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2015 @ 3:09pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 7:28pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 4:47pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2014 @ 5:21pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 4:30pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 2:56am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 4:41pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2015 @ 7:00pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2015 @ 7:05pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2015 @ 3:09pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2014 @ 4:09pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2015 @ 7:19pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:15pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 3:43am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 2:55am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 8:59pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 9:07pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:04pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2015 @ 3:09pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2014 @ 3:31pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 7:24pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 9:01pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2015 @ 6:12pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:26pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2020 @ 9:03pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2014 @ 7:26pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 3:04am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:19pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 8 May, 2016 @ 4:55pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 5:03pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 7:42pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 4:37pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 8:02pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 4:35pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2014 @ 7:14pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 4:25pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 9 May, 2016 @ 4:57pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 9 May, 2016 @ 5:09pm

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:38pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:38pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 9 May, 2016 @ 5:13pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 6:17pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 6:21pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 6:29pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 6:29pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 6:46pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 4:54pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 12 May, 2016 @ 4:58pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 13 May, 2016 @ 4:50pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 9 May, 2016 @ 4:53pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:31pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2016 @ 4:44pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:16pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 6:29pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 5:59pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:40pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:32pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2020 @ 10:12pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:58pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 6:04pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.