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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 2:50am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 3:51am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 10:10am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 6:24am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 8:54am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 1:34pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 10:25am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 5:33pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 2:44am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 9:35am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 10:06am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 11:03am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 2:20pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 9:05am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 5:16pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 6:56am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 6:53am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2015 @ 2:15pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 6:18am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 9:27am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 4:01am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 4:01am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 9:51am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 10:47am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2017 @ 7:50am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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