My daughter was murdered when someone pushed her into some vents (among us reference get it?). Yesterday was her funeral.

It was a normal funeral until someone said “She is no longer Among Us.” I then shouted “HE’S SUS! HE IS THE IMPOSTER!” (get it among us reference?) Everyone looked at me as I killed someone.

I punched the casket in the middle like the emergency meeting and shouted “THERE IS ONE IMPOSTOR AMONG US!”. My father told me to sit down, but I refused. I naruto runned in the funeral and sang the funny Show Yourself among us song.

I was sent home early and was grounded for a month. It was totally worth it.

yes hello, my name is toll and i am a buisniss man that trades in steam backgrounds and profile picture. i consider myself a succsessful buisniss man and have a loot of large houses, cool cars and sexy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that i have sexual intercourse with on a daily basis. i stumbled upon ur steam acc and saw u had a mediocre profile picture and a average background that i as a buisniss man is willing to buy from u.so do u have visa or perhaps even so lucky that u also have paypal like me? u know u r sucess when u got visa, mastercard and paypal like me and at the same time have sexual intercourse with many sexy girls like me. but back to the topic, i am willing to buy these backgrounds and profile pitcture from u, i can sell them for a lot of cash to my contacts that only i know, but i need to trust u and see what ur trustworthy u need first to send over 50 euro to my paypal and then i send it back with the other cash. if u r interested msg me back

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