49 hours of hotline miami. would like to know how the ♥♥♥♥ that happened

I've been on acid, shrooms, and plain wasted while working at best buy. Funnily enough I was only useless when drunk, and made a tunnel on the top of the racks in the mobile audio department with all the car speaker boxes. I was banging the acting mod so I got away with that.

But being on acid and shrooms legitimately working was awesome. I almost got caught with shrooms but the family was totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me in a good way and they ended up buying the tv. Back when 52 inch Samsungs (with the large round blue "button") were the ♥♥♥♥ I got lost in the loop and kept saying "But look at how good the clooooouds look..." as an answer to whatever gibberish questions they were asking me

wot a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Dude shut up I’m not gay. Just because I jerk off during Predator doesn’t mean I’m gay. I just appreciate power, I appreciate bravery. I salute the actions it took to stop the Predator. Does that make my ♥♥♥♥ hard? Yes, of course, and I won’t be ashamed of that. If you think that’s something to be ashamed of then YOU are the gay one. I love freedom and courage and America so yeah I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jerk off whenever I put on Predator.