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24 of 37 (65%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Mass Murder

Murder The Pope.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

As You Wish

Survive Glorg.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Rear-venge!

Defeat The Groove Wizard.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

It's Called "Butts" Now

Clear 'Flap Your Brains Out.'
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Can't Touch This!

Survive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 1:00pm

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Make Love, Not War

Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2016 @ 12:57pm

I'm a Star-vivor!

Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 2:22am

Get To The Chopper!

Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

So Long And Thanks For All The Stars

Collect every star.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 2:22am

So Good I Ripped My Pants

Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.'
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

That Was Easy!

Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Clumsy Lover

Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Smooth Lover

Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:09pm

Super Lover

Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Green With EnV

Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.'
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Just Like My Ex

Clear 'Emotional Mess.'
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Stomach of Steel

Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.'
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Spikey Problem

Kill Spike.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Bonus Content For All, And For All A Good Night

Complete all the holiday levels.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

One-derful!

Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Thinking With Portals, Doing Science

Take the shortest route in 'An Evil Portal Mess.'
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Being a Level Designer Means Never Having to Apologize

Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm

What A Mess!

Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm



Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours!

Beat all gold times.

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!

Earn zero deaths on every level.

Mean Green Machine

Clear every level in World 4.

Electronic Super Done!

Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level.

Electronic Super King!

Earn every achievement.

Turbo Lover

Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.

Infinite Lover

Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.

Two Awesome!

Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes.

So Three-ling!

Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes.

How Four-tuitous!

Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes.

Jumping the Snowmouth!

Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'

Mopping Up

Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'

Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts?

Hit less than 7 bounce arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'