He's so scrumpalicious delicioso pookie coded <3

;D

Fun playing with

Yup, that is brainrot

Beep boop, I just came back from the annual Potato Conference and let me tell you, the turnip juggling contest was off the charts! I tried to teach my pet rock to salsa dance but it just kept rolling away. Meanwhile, the llama choir was belting out the greatest hits of the 80s while riding unicycles made of spaghetti. I’m convinced my toaster has started a secret life as a breakdancing champion because it keeps doing the robot. I swear, if my cat starts knitting sweaters for penguins, I’m moving to Mars.