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259.0 hrs on record
Hello all, tis i... Esteemed and elusive game reviewer Corgelius Longhorn Hawthorn Bigglebottom. Back again with yet another esteemed steam game review.

Rust, oh Rust. Where do I even begin with this game called Rust? It's a game that has taken the gaming community by storm, storming right into our hearts and minds and naked pixely balls. Rust is a game that is truly Rust, unlike any other game out there. Yes, it's Rust.

First off, let me just say that Rust is a game that is Rust. The graphics in Rust are wonderful. They are beautifully Rust, with detailed Rust environments and naked fleshy Rust characters that really immerse you in the survivally grueling Rusty rust world. Rust, Rust, Rust.

But graphics alone don't rust make a game great, and Rust knows that. Rust is a game that is all about the Rust, the Rust of survival, the Rust of building, and the Rust of PvP. Trust... Rust, Rust. Rust...

Let's talk about the Rust of survival. In Rust, you start off as a Rusty survivor, spawned into a Rusty world with nothing but a rock and a Rusty torch. You must scavenge resources, such as Rusty metal and Rusty wood, to build your Rusty base and Rusty tools. Rust, Rust, Rust.

Speaking of building, Rust is a game that truly embraces the Rust of building. You can construct your own Rusty fortress, layering it with Rusty walls, Rusty doors, and Rusty traps to fend off other Rusty players who might want to Rust your Rust. Rust, Rust, Rust.

And when it comes to PvP, Rust doesn't shy away from bringing the Rust. Rust is a game where you will encounter Rusty players who will shoot at you, Rusty players who will raid your Rusty base, and Rusty players who will Rust you for no reason at all. Rust, Rust, Rust.

But Rust isn't just all about the Rust. There are also Rusty elements of progression and Rusty gameplay mechanics that add depth and complexity to the Rusty experience. Rust, Rust, Rust.

I must say, though, that Rust is not without its Rusty flaws. Rust can be a Rusty game to get into, with a steep Rust of learning curve and Rusty gameplay please help me ISIS have kidnapped my children and 3 small dogs and are making me type steam reviews for food, you have not long after posting this but just on the off chance im rescued... a small chance for salvation is better than knowing ill have to do this until i perish mechanics that might frustrate new players. But once you Rust into it, Rust becomes a Rusty addiction that keeps you coming back for more Rust. Rust, Rust, Rust.

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In conclusion, Rust is a game that is Rust. It offers a Rusty survival experience, Rusty building mechanics, and Rusty PvP encounters that will keep you Rusting for hours on end. Rust, Rust, Rust. So if you're looking for a game that is Rust, look no further than Rust, because Rust is where it's at.
Posted 17 December, 2017. Last edited 10 August, 2023.
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37.7 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
i bought this game for multiplayer zombies... multiplayer doesnt work now im out of 20$ bevause i fell asleep with the game on... steam does nothing to inform people that the game doesnt have multiplayer servers anymore and i feel ripped off and i demand a refund... DO NOT BUY THIS GAME
Posted 4 March, 2017.
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