Look, here's a thing... I am going to be honest with you, I-I'm kinda retarded. [...] no, my gut is never wrong.

I never expected Trump charging into a goblin’s nest to not get some goblin vomit and slop and blood on him - I just don’t want to catch him in bed with a goblin... I don’t want to see him kissing goblins, having political succubus with goblins, I don’t want to see him ingratiating goblins.

Truth is, the frogs were gay from the start.

I mean there are a bunch of people who I’ve heard worship Adolf Hitler who don’t like me because I don’t think Jews have 14 inch fangs and drink blood and sneak around in bushes.

Literal vampire pot bellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us.

Just like the Bible says, it’s basically an intergalactic invasion into this space through people. I’m telling you, it’s what all the ancients said. It’s what they warned of. It’s what we’re dealing with. They’re demons! They’re frickin’ interdimensional invaders OK? I’ll just say it, make fun of me all you want on CNN or wherever, but everyone already innately knows this. These people are not frickin’ humans OK! Hillary Clinton is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demon!

Hitler took the guns, Stalin took the guns, Mao took the guns, Fidel Castro took the guns, Hugo Chávez took the guns. And I am here to tell you, 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIREARMS! It doesn't matter how many lemmings you get out there on the street begging for them to have their guns taken; we will not relinquish them, do you understand? That's why you're going to fail, and the establishment knows, no matter how much propaganda, the Republic will rise again when you attempt to take our guns!

I grew up in Dallas, Texas, drinking sodium fluoridated water. All the scientific studies show my IQ has been reduced by at least 20 points. The shadow of who I would have been calls out from the grave.

I'm telling you folks, nerds are one of the most dangerous groups in this country, because they end up running things. But they still hate everybody, because they weren't the jocks in high school. So they play little dirty games on everybody. They use their brains to hurt people. And I'm aware of them. OK? I see you, you little rats!

There’s so much Prozac in our water that the run off in the Mississippi is making the fish suicidal. The little fish swim right up to pelicans because they want to die now.

make America great again

ty fam

happy birthday mr andy

WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA

you a real human bean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

the wallings just got 10 feet higher that i can tell you

♥♥♥♥ you, seriously... ♥♥♥♥ you

Hey kid, I understand that "memes" can be funny, heck even I've chuckled at some "memes" at a point, but you've been chucklin' for the last 45 minutes and others are actually tryin to sleep. So please take a break from those "memes" It's probably healthy for you and who knows? maybe your "memes" will be even funnier tomorrow! Well good night kiddo, and no more memes for now okay? thanks homie

He is the Game Dude.
He is so rude.
He is a gamer with a bad attitude.
He plays the games that brought mankind to shame.
They insult the brain because they are so lame.


Now listen up.
Game Dude is his name.
Spends most of his time playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games.
Some from the present.
Some from the past.
But rest assured, they all suck zebra's ass.
Graphics so bad, they make you wanna puke.
The music's so annoying, you'll quickly hit the mute.
But who is this man? Who? Who?
The one who plays them so you don't have to.

>pc
>please cuck

ok

>dolphin noises

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what you started?

will you finish

doo dee doo dee doo Inzpektor smash it waaaaaaaagh

can i touch ur hair

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Splat the rat

Splat the rat

splat the rat

splat the rat

buy urself a house

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I know you want it

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Sheckles

ayy lmao

STALIN is a great hero

why? he's a great hero

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