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it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
-- Peter Ustinov
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The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
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Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the
Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off
for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the
father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing
the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother
sees fit to come home.
-- L.M. Boyd, "Austin American-Statesman"
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Steckel's Rule to Success:
Good enough is never good enough.
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A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
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