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Me and you literally stole both bounties from two trios!

thx for the bounty

+rep cool teammate, trans rights

today at kroger I was in the baby isle trying to decide which diapers to get and looking at all the price tags to see which had the best price per ounce and what not when this old man came up behind me and just like. stood there. like he was queuing in a line. a foot behind me in the baby isle. waiting for me to choose my diapers. i could feel his eyes burning into the back of my skull. it made me so nervous. he just stood there menacingly without a word.

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-rep didn't receive scat comission dissappointed

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Pretty Kitty

:pensive:

Why do all knight players have 300 ping

+rep fun survivor to play with <3

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Can crush for Jay Owen

*Meow*

is this true

doubletouch

your a hoot to play with, great guy, better friend :)

Stinky

Accept my friend request you baka

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of literature most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Morbius’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Vampire literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Morbius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Morbius’s existential catchphrase "I am Morbius" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Daniel Espinosa’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens

Stop asking me questions and suck me already you undead bastard

Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire? No, not the sexy one, but a hideous creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? One that growls when you walk in, like a beast about to leap? The kind that roots you in a place with sunken, hypnotic eyes, preventing you from escaping as you watch the hideous creature unfold from the shadows? Has your heart beat faster even though your legs are refusing? Did you feel time sluggish as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink of an eye? Did you fidget as the rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, up your jaw, down your throat as you creep in search of an artery? Have you felt his hot breath hissing over your skin as it probes your pulse for the flow that leads to your brain? Have you discovered that not all vampires feed on blood some feed on memories?

found a a fellow furry on dbd had a fun match ! :D you are good thoo

+rep cracked survivor hella cracked that hurt my ghostie so bad on fractured cowshed no mercy hahaha jk ggs , also +rep for For the people ;) experimentation is the synonym to satisfaction...

Clicking quite literally two profiles from one of my friends I end up here and reading all of this. Should I be scared?

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (haha) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird with your boyfriend and all and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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Oh meow goodnes 🙀, you're top kitty cat comment with no comments? 😼 Meow I'm about to upgrade from this kitty litter profile 😹 and take a furry purry cat bus all the way to comment town, 😻😻 meow!!!! 🐈

Edit 🐱: you have got to be kitten meow 😿😿 meow thought this puddy cat would get sum pawsitive uplicks, not downdogs!!!! 😿😿😿

🐈: im am cat miaow

Edit 😾: meow am a 😼 tough kitty kat 😼 with cattitude and claws to match 😾💅

Edit 😽🐾: we need to paws all this hate 😿😿!!!! Meow 😻 going to roll around in nummy nummy catnip 😻😻😻😻

Edit...🐶: What the meow 🙀?!?! Why did a woofer 🐕 pawjack my meow meow 😼 kitty cat edit????? -hisses- 😾😾

fren

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Personally, I've always been partial to the old Japanese furry masters. Nothing like slipping on a pair of archivists gloves and holding in your own hand a 12-block ukiyo-e print of a hot wolf-man threesome. Tilting it just so to observe the fine karazuri work on the enormous knotted ♥♥♥♥♥, knowing that no less than three master craftsmen dedicated their entire professional lives in the lead-up to creating this sublime object, once but a consumer novelty for the long dead fursuiters of the Yoshiwara pleasure district. The delicate but decisive brushstrokes that delineate each tuft of fur and spurt of lupine ♥♥♥♥♥, cut with unimaginable delicacy into fine-grained cherry wood and printed on luxuriously thick hosho mulberry paper; the powdered mica mixed in with the cinnabar based ink to depict the glistening drool that slathers from their passionate kisses.
Plebs these days will never understand real art.

I'm starting a delivery service where I hand-curate the finest that FurAffinity and ♥♥♥♥ have to offer. We hand-pick these knots in the wild and deliver them bi-monthly straight to your doorstep. I mean we are talking artisanal dogdick from centuries old farms in the heart of Tuscany. Horsecock from a remote village in northern Sweden. All of OUR muscular wolfmen are hand jerked daily and NEVER come into contact with growth hormones or antibiotics. Won't you give us a try today? Use %30YIFFMASTER for 30% off your first month!

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

damn girl you hold with those hands?

im cat

+rep memes pretty good

I lift myself out of bed every morning.

common bro tell me how much bro

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Halo Reach sometime its a really cool sci-fi game with a lot of cool moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Perhaps

do you even lift bro

Gross a furry

I would, but then I wouldn't get hatemail. What's the point in a comment section if you can't even revel in people's t o x i c i t y

set ur comments to friends only i dont want 2 share u with random gamers

Thanks.

+rep titan here is a little ♥♥♥♥♥ because he kept pushing drop even though there was an auto shotty there. Just go platform ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep. Plays like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and they are very bad.