I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

I don't think I wrote on peoples profiles in years to..it's hard trying find the time sometimes with a kid. How are you/?

Maybe someday! :p

It was good to see you online again :) I hope we can actually talk next time!

*poke* 8D

R U having BABIES ???

to answer the question you asked me 5 months ago, i do use skype! everyday haha. hope your holidays have been great

Anyone up for some BaBies ? xoxoxox

Taraaaaa! :D

koooozieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how are you

Hey Tara ,how are things with you?

sweetness Sorry I havent been on to protect U :) Sista Power !!

Sista Power !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

OMG a gurl g@m3r wood u li3k 2 ♥♥♥♥?

bad videogame player 1/10 wouldn't play with again

ENTIRE TEAM IS HONEYS!

beep boop

babies FTW !!!

i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,
cold and fly like an arctic puffin,
puffin whacky tobaccy

I appreciated the sentiment, but that entire game I sucked it up. G'day, though, mate/sister.

KUZMAAAAAA

lmao I never really looked at it like that! I LEAVES YOU MANLY COMMENTS!