"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!" -Grandpa Simpson, 1996

“We'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo all the way out to the end.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Piracy isn't stealing if buying is not owning" - Random YouTube Comment

I farted once

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knve93kwtHg&index=2&list=FLtb8P4rf_1n8KS8eZk_lNNw

"Why don't I have a quote on your profile? :(" - Dirtfarm

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I farted once


"Finding happiness is like trying to find crushed coins amongst the rocks of a railroad. Some peoples' coins shine so brightly that they're easy to find, while other coins require the moving of a few rocks first. Yet, some coins fly so far off the track that they're never seen again. No matter what type of coin or where it's located, it's still there and you'll find it if you look hard enough" - Aaron Redus(Twix!!! :D)


"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."