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ANTIVAXXER

Kill the big bad RONA without using the vaccine
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

THE CURE

Kill the big bad RONA
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31am

I AM THE MANAGER

Kill Karen
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13am

THIRD IMPACT

Kill Tesloborgelion
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

I WANT TO BELIVE

Find the third installment
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13am

DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT

Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:27am

TAKE THE BLUE PILL

Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

GYMCEL

Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:20am

IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Find a certain secret not on wednesday
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

TRYHARD

Get 100% on any of the levels
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

PSPSPSPSPS

Pet a cat
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

I AM CONFUS

Confuse at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

HERPES GENITALIS

Burn at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM

Freeze at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11am

PISSIMIST

Piss on Tesloborgelion boy parts
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51am

WELCOME TO THE COLONY

Kill a certain group of hostiles in the forest
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09am

MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST

Kill a certain group of hostiles in the neighbourhood
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29am

RELOADING!

Use an ammo box
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

CRACKHEAD

Use a health pipe
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:56am

GOD SAVE THE DUDE

Use portable armor
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Find a certain secret on wednesday, my dude
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

NO, U

Reflect 10 projectiles
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 8:57am



TINDER

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DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM

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SECOND AMENDMENT

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PREMATURE EVACUATOR

Finish any level below the speedrun threshold