~ If you ride like lightning you're gonna crash like thunder ~
~ Sorry, boys, I've got turret syndrome! Get it? 'Cause of the turret...? Sorry...~
~"I'm Handsome Jack! Commando, don't kill me! I'm so sorry!" Pow! "Augh, oh no, you're so much cooler than me, Commando..." ~
~ One thing i've learned: if you don't drown first, you don't drown at all ~
~ We all make choices but in the end our choices make us. ~
~ How do you wash away the things that you have done?
- You don't, you just learn to live with it - ~
~ You sure know how to throw a party! No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left. ~
~ Trust me! I promise, I'll make things right for you. It's what my soul is telling me to do. ~
~ Look at you, making a big dramatic entrance and stealing my spotlight! ~
~ Well, bring it on! I love this! This is what I live for! I'm absolutely crazy about it! ~
~ Devils never cry...These tears, tears are a gift only humans have... ~
~ I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light! ~
~ You summon and kill, summon and kill. I fail to see the logic here. Is sanity... the price to pay... for POWER?! ~
~ First I whip it out. Then I thrust it. With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until..! With great strength! I.. ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied, and you are set free. ~
~ I know this is a major cultural artifact but it's bad for the community ~
~ A false coin, for a false god. ~
~ I tried to sell my soul last night. Funny, he wouldn't even take a bite ~
~ Everything i say it's a catchfrase! ~
~ I didn't start this war... But i damn well gonna finish it ~
~ A real man is someone who forgives a woman for her lies! ~
~ Moron! I'm not worried about you. I meant that you shouldn't take all the credit for yourself. ~
~ Cooking is a gift from the gods. Spices are a gift from the devil. Looks like it was a little too spicy for you. ~
~ Though a fight every now and again does make life more interesting, don't ya' think? ~
~ Get chance and luck ~