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my name is (Error) and i joined the war when i was 32 because i got kicked out of my moms

pillow and i cant let that happen after the 11 years i been with that wifu pillow all the jizz stains and fun times cant replace that pillow so i joined the japanese army and went out into the battle with my trusty katana the commander said charge and we went at the fat americans holding the beach they killed 3/4 of our unit which was 40 guys and we went into the trenchs and jabed my katana into they fat flesh they could not run because there fat americans so my water bottle cutting skills came in handy so ♥♥♥♥ you mom those years of staying in my room and slicing water bottles worked out and only ten of us were left so we took hold of the beach for now and cried when looking at my wifu pillow picture later that day the americans charged at us and came in the trenchs me and 9 other guys fought at least 30

americans before they were only me and a guy named jeff left he said KAMAKAZE and released a gernade that killed off the rest off the americans i could hardly walk and was struggling to stay awake until i found a monster can and drank it and that wasent enought so i found so cocaine on one of the fat americans and took a hit and said damn that ♥♥♥♥ gud and walked off into a jungle and found my a rice field and found filthy frank and he said welcome to the RICEFIELD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i said wheres nagasaki and he said it will cost you and good that i still cocaine on me and he was like THANK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD so he showed me tunnel and said go north and i said you bulit this and he said ♥♥♥♥ no im a simply rice farmer these dumbass mexicans built this i said woah they digged this far he said ya there dumb so after an hour of going north i found myself back in nagasaki and my mom said i thought your were dead and i said arnt you glad im alive