NI HAO FINE ♥♥♥♥

Y'all ever wonder why exactly it is that you can partake in any racist humor in the media minus the humor which pertains to one particular group of people that have...ahahaha... been exiled from every single country they have ever lived in historically? Me neither.

IS THAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YAKUZA REFERENCE?? KIRYU IS SO COOL! DAME DA NE 🐉 DAME YO DAME NA NO YO 🐉 ANTA GA SUKI DE SUKI SUGITE 🐉 DORE DAKE TSUYOI OSAKE DE MO 🐉 YUGAMANAI OMOIDE GA🐉 BAKA MITAI 🐉 MAJIMA IS COOL TOO! SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU! 👹TODOKEYOU KITTO 👹YOU LOVE ME! 👹TUTSAWARU SA KIMI NI👹NIAU GURASU NO👹KUTSU WO SAGASOU 👹ORE TACHI NO 🐟 JUDGEMENT 🐟 IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT KYODAIS!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN???👴🏼 KIRYU CHAN 🐉👹 KIRYU CHAN 🐉👹 KIRYU CHAN 🐉👹 KIRYU CHAN 🐉👹 KIRYU CHAN 🐉👹 KIRYU CHAN 🐉👹THAT’S RAD 🐉 THAT’S RAD 🐉 THAT’S RAD 🐉 THAT’S RAD 🐉 THAT’S RAD 🐉 THAT’S RAD 🐉 THAT’S RAD 🐉 REAL YAKUZA USE GAMEPAD 🎮 TIGER DROP 🐅 GOD I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE MAHJONG ㊗️ PLEASE PUT KIRYU IN TEKKEN 7 🥷🏼 OR MAJIMA 👁 KIRYU NEVER KILLED A SINGLE PERSON 🔫 LET’S PACIFY THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ 👶🏻

As a Yakuza fan, I thought it was nothing but necessary to go to Japan to live the same life as Kiryu-Chan. Upon arriving, I was dreadful. There was no funny eye patch man, and the real yakuza blew out my kneecaps. I limped over to a local massage parlor (in hopes of going on a cool journey like Majima did in Yakuza 0). They looked at me and said "What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing, this is not a doctor, we're calling immediate help" when I was in that ambulance, I understood what it meant to be Yakuza, and I look foward to returning to Japan to go beast style (Yakuza 0 - Yakuza Kiwami 1) and defeat the guys who shot my knees.

My opinions on the game aren't opinions they are just excuses I make up because I am a really bad player. I understand how people behave and it's obvious you think you are above me and how you talk to me reflects that. Even if I outplay you or whoever else consistently and make excellent plays and calls and win championships I won't get any credit for it. I will still be viewed as a bad player because that what you and some others want even though it's not true. I don't bring it on myself like you believe, because other people have no problem with me and in fact love me. It's just the depressed gamer kids who think they have some unique gift from god that don't like me.

"Some people don't like to party or go out, or have a hobby" Blah blah blah this is just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse for people who have social disorders and don't want to face the truth that they have made it worse. It's like a drug addiction. Go ahead and facepalm with your elitist opinion...? I'm tired of your arrogant dismissive personality? I know what you were really like until you let depression and anger overcome your life? Many non-gamers (You know people who have real life talent and friends) would completely agree with me. Their all just idiots though and are too stupid to understand. Not everyone can know everything and see how everything is ♥♥♥♥ like you. I mean you are so cool and right all the time.