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63 of 127 (50%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:46am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 7:23pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:49am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:37am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:56am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:57am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:15am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 7:18pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 10:09pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 7:38pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:33am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 10:29pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 4:46pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 4:44pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:59am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 8:02am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:40am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 6:38am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 4:34pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 4:42pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 4:37pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 10:47pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 7:58pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:12pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:30am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:46pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:10am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:44am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 3:07pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 8:20pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 3:29am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 8:17pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 3:07pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 2:34am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 8:50pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2014 @ 2:45pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 8:08pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 4:32pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 4:23pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 8:18pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 8:51pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 9:24pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 4:15pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 4:33pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 11:58pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 15 May, 2015 @ 4:20pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 8:37pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 8:58pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 15 May, 2015 @ 4:02pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 4:13pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 20 May, 2015 @ 1:26am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 15 May, 2015 @ 4:47pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 20 May, 2015 @ 1:24am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 8:29pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 9:15pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 9:22pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 7:34pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 8:36pm



The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Don't Panic

srsly

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.