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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 9:49am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 10:52am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 10:28am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 10:28am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 10:18am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 8:03am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:01am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:01am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 11:30am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 11:30am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 7:38am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 7:38am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 10:13am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2014 @ 11:31pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2014 @ 11:31pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 9:46am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2014 @ 5:19am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 7:48am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 7:55am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 7:47pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2014 @ 10:28am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:28am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2014 @ 7:38am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 7:47pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 7:23am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 7:52pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:03am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2014 @ 11:19pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 10:05am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 8:01pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:01am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:03am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 7:39pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 8:03pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2014 @ 11:23pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2014 @ 7:42am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:28am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:42am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 9:24am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:50am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:58am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2014 @ 7:59am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 1:58pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2015 @ 1:55pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 12:46pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.