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Stranded on a luxury yacht, 6 strangers roleplay on a lovely vacation out at sea. But unbeknowst to them there is a grand conspiracy afoot amongst themselves full of drugs, booze, murder, classified company data, and totally legal riches. You're given a random task to complete within 30 minutes and using only text and items, you must communicate with your fellow shipmates to gather the necessary items and information and complete your mission before anyone else. Very interesting social activity, but it loses a lot of its charm and mystery after the first playthrough.


... or ignore that entirely. Go on a tangent and accuse Cooper of pedophilia. Barter with photos of orphans to rally a child army. Demand to see the manager. Discuss the finer qualities of thongs. Taze one another as part of a masochistic religious cult ceremony. Demand Boyle hand over his damn drinks only to push him over when he offers it. Demand ID as if you were a bouncer. Smash Alex's fedora in with your newfound faith. Claim you ARE the manager. Use booze as a currency for other goods. Trap yourselves in the engine room and OD on coke and marajuana. Reenact the Titanic "flying" scene at the bow of the ship. Refuse to talk to anyone and mope about your life in a closet. All this and more, with quality text-to-speech.

AEIOU. AEIOU. MATT DAMON.

You'd think its "yet another lame minecraft ripoff", but its really more like "yet another lame halo/arena shooter ripoff".
While it looks awful, it functions surprisingly well and isn't that much less fun than halo/unreal tourney themselves. Quite a bargain for less than $1.

- Very easy to pickup and play.
- Very easy to host a game and edit rules.
- Pwn 10 year olds that did yo mom!
- Map editing is not that user friendly, but steam workshop makes sharing them very simple.
- Grappling hook works surprisingly well in all respects.
- Sticky grenades + grappling hook is incredibly OP.
- Absolutely no security. Cheating almost as simple as editing a text document.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQlC59-eXE

10/10

Mario Party/Dokapon Kingdom but with a lot more rng

You get to choose your "norma" or winning condition: either collect a certain number of stars, or kill a certain number of players/critters, then touch a flagpole to complete the goal. Cards will do a lot of stuff like disable players, steal stars, manipulate dice rolls, force a fight, etc. and they often cost stars to use. Players can build decks, but decks from all players are combined and shared between all the players.

Singleplayer is unfortunately grindy and doesn't get interesting until the very end. Since the AI is rigged with loaded dice, it can be a frustrating game of patience, and since you're playing by yourself you can't enjoy it with friends. So I highly recommend only playing this with friends.

This is a ridiculous PvE RTS game, aka players against AI. Everything you'd expect from a standard RTS is cranked up to eleven.

There are MANY different structures. There are MANY different ships to build. Several factions have specialized ships and abilities. You can have fleets in the hundreds and micro every individual ship across a galaxy-sized map. But you are all pitted against a computer. With near infinite resources and reflexes, the odds are heavily stacked against you and that's where the fun and challenge comes in. You will defeat them through pure strategy and decision making. Claim key targets, and do it quickly before the force of a billion suns crush your base.

Amazing soundtrack. Fantastic and complex game. Has up to 8 players for multiplayer. Graphics are lackluster but probably necessary to prevent massive lag or crashing trying to render thousands of particle effects and animations at once.

It should be noted games are very long, even on the shortest settings. Expect time frames for a single campaign to range from a couple hours to weeks. That along with its extremely steep learning curve means this game requires some serious dedication to go places. Multiplayer especially requires dedicated play sessions; while it does have a dropin/drop out function, it can be difficult to manage when players are shifting around and losing track of the game state often.

4 player co-op fps robbing simulator. You just rush in guns blazing or stealth it out. Both methods are Incredibly fun and rewarding. DLC is worthwhile. Not many maps, but missions are randomized enough that you can't always pull the same tricks with every playthrough (except really small maps). Hostages and cops sometimes have potato AI, which can get you into funny/problematic situations. The devs are also still actively updating this game!

If you don't have friends to play it with, I would not reccomend it. Communication is very important in this game and public lobbies are often riddled with random kickers, script kiddie cheaters, or people who have no idea what they're doing. Playing solo is possible, but nowhere near as fun or efficient.

Chaotic FPS deathmatch game in a western setting. Uses simlar accuracy mechanics as counterstrike. Reloading and firing speeds are painfully slow so every bullet matters to promote careful aim and quickly switching weapons/picking up new ones during long fights. More points are awarded for weapons that are more difficult to kill with (ranging from 6 points for gunshot to 12 or so with fists). Not that the points matter since its all a deathmatch.

The real game is in passing the whiskey. Once you can do that you've won.

Huge potential that has gone stale.

Its a halfbaked Terraria in space. Very fun until you reach the end of the short, constantly changing tech tree. There's no incentive to settle down on any planet since you're constantly traveling with your ship. This makes it more of an exploration action game than a building game compared to terraria. Although the developers are very active amongst the community, there has been no major update in almost a year. The community mod library is fairly huge, but mostly full of cosmetic stuff, especially mylittleponies. The developers have sometimes incorporated the mods into the base game which is a great gesture for quality works, but also an insult to the customers for poorer ones. It's all been in beta/early access, and still has massive potential. But it seems the developers and the community have have tired.

Wait for a new major update, or just get terraria.

You've got 30 secs to save the world! oh noes!
Gotta go fast!


A parody of the typically slow, grindy, complicated and expansive plotdriven J-RPG, it condenses the game into much simpler 30 second stages. You will need both the reflexes and the smarts to plan an optimal route to beat the clock!

Speedrunners and RPG fans will get the most kick out of this game. It's also a fantastic, fresh experience for any other players interested and well worth the few bucks it costs when on sale.

I highly reccomend playing to beat the >time<, not the game. Go for the gold, and go beyond!


30 secs to do everything sounds daunting, but you have the option to pray (aka bribe) to the time goddess and reset the clock. Kill some random monsters and you can buy yourself some leeway. This is necessary for the much larger stages and gives even casual players the oppurtunity to get through the game easily.

But you're not a filthy casual, are you? You're a huge nerd with the penchant for speedrunning! Enjoy reverse engineering the game mechanics, planning routes and equipment, executing optimal frame-perfect runs, and feeling great about yourself as you destroy your friends' inferior records. Kill those leaderboards, KILL THEM! Many levels can actually be completed under 30 secs without praying a single time. You'd be surprised how the people on the leaderboards got there. (the legitimate ones, that is)


EXTRA DETAILS
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= Port Features/Differences =
This Steam version mirrors the xbox version. It is missing 1 level that is exclusive to the PSP, but has a different set of 7 stages and equipment (the time beast route). Some levels, items, and mechanics have changed as well; the wiki is somewhat inaccurate in some areas. You can play in the original 8bit style or the new neocartoon look. I reccomend neocartoon for larger resolutions. Multiplayer mode is expanded from the xbox counterpart, but unfortunately very few people are around to play it.

= "60+ RPG Games and Extra Modes" =
The flavor text at the steam page is somewhat misleading. The game advertises itself as 60+ seperate full RPGs; its more truthful to identify them as seperate levels. The main game consists almost entirely of Hero 30 and Hero 300. Knight 30, Evil Lord 30, Princess 30, and so on are advertised as "extra modes" but are in fact seperate chapters that are still relevant to the plot and serve to bridge Hero 30 to Hero 300.

The important thing to note is that the graphics you chose matter in these modes:

- If you play in neo-cartoon mode, Knight 30, Evil Lord 30 and Princess 30 become very short single-level chapters. You'll play different characters with slightly different mechanics, but it will mostly be identical to hero 30.

- If you play in the original 8bit retro-mode, these same chapters become completely different, fleshed out mini-games each with thier own set of levels.

= Bug =
Sometimes entering holes teleport you out of the map and unable to complete the level. It may also cause the game to crash after a level ends. To fix this, you'll have to verify the cache. This glitch is prevalent in quest #22.
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Quest #30 (Cursed Hero) is the best level.
At least play through that.
It is a better love story than Twilight.

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