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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 1:55am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 1:57am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 9:29am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2021 @ 1:32am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 10:27am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 4:34am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:31am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:13am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 9:18am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:15pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 9:06am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 5:28am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 4:52am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 1:13pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 8:01am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 11:53am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 7:43am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 3:55am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 1:57am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 10:03am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 1:23pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 8:00am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 8:39am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 7:38am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2017 @ 6:09am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 4:39am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 11:16am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 6:25am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 10:51am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 4:13am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 10:52am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2017 @ 12:56pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 1:18am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 2:35am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2019 @ 3:46am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 2:46pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 11:08pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 8:22am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:35am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:39am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 7:12am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 10:29am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 6:31am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 3:37am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 8:35am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?