I have a Broken-In Novus Paradox
I'm interested in your:
Uzi | Spewer (Broken-In)
Falcon | Middle Finger Handout (Battle-Worn)

If you're offering me your AK5 | Meat Waffle (Well-Used), I want either:
Baby Deagle | Minor Threat (Broken-In or Mint-Condition)
GSPS | Happy Cynic (Broken-In)
with the AK5 meat waffle