I jerk off to Overwatch characters based on their play style. I think this is what Blizzard envisioned.

I never actually managed to play the game though, because just the Overwatch logo is enough for me and my ♥♥♥♥ to go Bastion-mode (this is all I know about the Gorilla character).

Mercy is my favorite because she's angelic and white. ♥♥♥♥, I wish Overwatch was real. Pornographic Pixar breeding every day. If Mercy was real, she can heal my ♥♥♥♥ skin, at least what's left of it.

Mercy can gift me healing abilities too. I could go to a graveyard and resurrect all the hot babes from a non-political era. I'll tell them if they don't have sex with me I will make them dead again.

I have crippling depression because you chose a female over me........

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You have been visited by the wall of Trump, copy and paste this to five of your friend's profiles to make America great again.

when life gives u jewish cup cakes take em'

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Part of Lizard Squad. Please report to EA so he can never play NHL again.

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but im not a rapper

My mom told me to wrap the Christmas gifts

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where r u gonna get them heebie jeebies

where r u gonna get them heebie jeebies

my nigel my nigel my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nigel

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You little FrankerZ

I got LoganNZL

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

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We are coming..

We are coming..

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