I put an ant in my ♥♥♥♥ and it was crawling around (hot) so I started jacking off so I could ♥♥♥ the ant out but before I could ♥♥♥ it crawled all the way into my bladder what do I do guys try piss but no ant come out please guys I'm literally in tears it's eating my bladder and I starting pissing blood whatdo I do guys pleas

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♥♥♥♥ in bum

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Classic 22 Apr @ 1:39am
Spend Fiddes, Pet Kitties and Suck Tiddies.

touch kiddies
and eat some piggies

Classic 22 Apr @ 1:39am
Spend Fiddes, Pet Kitties and Suck Tiddies.

and touch kiddies

Pro genji v

Wir sind des Geyers schwarzer Haufen, heia hoho,
und wollen mit Tyrannen raufen, heia hoho.

Refrain: Spieß voran, drauf und dran,
setzt auf’s Klosterdach den roten Hahn!

Wir wollens dem Herrn im Himmel klagen, kyrieleys,
daß wir den Pfaffen nicht dürfen totschlagen, kyrieleys.

Uns führt der Florian Geyer an, trotz Acht und Bann,
den Bundschuh führt er in der Fahn', hat Helm und Harnisch an.

Als Adam grub und Eva spann, kyrieleys,
wo war denn da der Edelmann? kyrieleys.

Des Edelmannes Kindelein, heia hoho,
das schicken wir in die Höll’ hinein, heia hoho.

Des Edelmannes Töchterlein, heia hoho,
soll heute uns’re Buhle sein, heia hoho.

Nun gilt es Schloß, Abtei und Stift, heia hoho,
uns gilt nichts als die Heil’ge Schrift, heia hoho.

Großdeutsches Reich

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