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Happy new year ♥!

Merry Christmas♥!!

added to discuss trade

Thanks for the response; that's a bit of a bummer, £3000 is a bit steep and beyond what i can afford.

Hi; thank you for commenting asking about my Poisoned Shadows Titanium Tyrolean. Unfortunately; it is currently not for trade/sale, unless I got some insane offer in the region of £3000+ in cash rather than keys. Thank you for the offer though!

"I smash puny goblin!" (is what i would say if i actually succeeded)

Hated my Mozu :( Kept trying to kill me. Big sad.

Happy new year ♥!

Merry Christmas ♥!

+rep good med

very based individual and swag medic

truly scrumptious toes

Happy Easter

I appreciate the interest but its too low for me to consider. Im confident in the listed price and im getting a nice bit of interest

Added to offer $750 USD via PayPal for 13H Gatsby ~ I am a large reputation, and will cover the fees.

Merry Christmas

            
      
 
         
         
         

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

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+rep, add me

yo mate, send me friend request, i've got something for you

+rep SO CUTE PROFILE

-rep salty

+REP One of the best medics I've seen in a while.

I'dd recon 265 would be my lowest

Hey! would u do 250 keys pure for Your Antlers or is the price firm? thanks!

Added for tyroleans aswell
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Added for tyroleans

bad skill

-rep using stupid binds thinking it's dank.

Good player but dont listen to my arguments at all tho. Its my right to complain if I want.

Added to talk :)

omg poor ♥♥♥♥ learn to play soldier stupid virgin ♥♥♥♥ -rep +report ♥♥♥♥♥

con carne

added to ask something

Looking as beautiful as ever babe, hope you like the triple effect <3

added to buy tf2 keys

Added about the muffs

added for the muffs

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, But they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man, And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, And calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, But I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

A few months later you come back and finally feel like things are back to normal and some Swedish royalties niece is visiting and you two really hit it off and you have your first kiss but then she has to leave and you end up skyping all the time until one day she forgets to turn her Webcam off and you see Ahmed and four of his friends playing Swedish twister with the girl of your dreams and you blow a gasket and leak it online and soon Sweden is embroiled in scandal and you are made to go on C-SPAN in front of congress and basically admit you were cucked while some senator grills you about if you prefer taking it in the ass or in the mouth.

By this time you are 14 and still haven't gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥ and your dad always gives you this (son I am disappoint) look and tells you to just stay home while he's out campaigning for his second term because he can't be seen to support your sort of degenerate behavior.

Then some foreign noble brings their family over and you start hanging out with their son for a few weeks during their stay because hes the only friend you've had in years at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place the LGBT community starts making posters of you two laughing together and claims that Trumps son is a gay bottom and "there is nothing wrong with that". So uncle Pence has you sent to a "conversion therapy" camp where they electrocute the gay demon out of you night and day with car batteries, and they are pretty sure it resides somewhere in the vicinity of your ass.

Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your ♥♥♥♥. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any ♥♥♥♥♥.

How exactly does one get ♥♥♥♥♥ while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always ♥♥♥♥ blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows ♥♥♥♥ out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off, just to ♥♥♥♥ with you.