I saw this guy at the truck stop one time trying to make a little extra money as a lot lizard before taking his next load down to Tennessee

Notices you in the distances and smells your ovulation/period/ fertility/clit I transform into a black-furred werewolf bear dragon and my voice gets deep like a black men's voice (not in a racist way) and my balls get very furry like pictures a white furry Guinea pig and my ♥♥♥♥ gets so large and huge and very big because it's massive and veiny and ♥♥♥ is already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of it. My eyes change color depending how horny I am (red if I'm super horny and red if I'm chill) I go through the Amazon rainforest, jump over mount Everett, build homes for poor colored people, punch every trump supporter in the gut, cross the dessert and we have sex which is very nice

Yummer up the messer bummer,
Ever drip and ever drop!
Alls the crummies with my yummer,
Alls the sauces and the slop!

Lick the cruster,
lick the pooper,
Lick the chunks and lick the soup!
Make my tonguey tongue a scooper,
Make our start to end a loop!

Chomp and chew and sip and savor,
Gnaw and munch and crunch and bite -
Ever precious scrap of flavor!

Ever tiny taste of ♥♥♥♥♥.

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Warning! Do not attempt to roleplay with this person. I was roleplaying my very powerful self Drakorn the dongslayer. When he thinks it's wise to go against Drakom's word and eat my horse. This is a troll in the roleplaying scene do not trust.