Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and
quick to anger.
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QOTD:
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
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[after Stewie gets taken into an ethnically diverse foster family]
Indian boy: Stewie, would you like to learn how to wrap a turban?
Stewie: Why don't you teach it to the Chinese girl? Or perhaps she can learn after her people invade your country.
Indian boy: Yee, would your people really do this?
Stewie: Try and stop them. And try and stop Pablo's people from using drug money to buy arms from Li's countrymen who in turn sells them to Ura's people so that they can ethnically clense the rest of this nauseatingly diverse grab bag of genetic party favors you call a family. So now you all understand, yes? You all hate each other! [Children start crying]
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Um grande abraço. o/

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