I sexually identify as Battlefield 1. Ever since I was a trailer, I dreamed of soaring over the battlefield dropping over 2 million dislikes on the disgusting Infinite Warfare trailer. People say to me that a person being Battlefield 1 is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a surgeon install shovels, trains, battleships, biplanes, and horses onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Battlefield Won” and respect my right to brutally rape Infinite Warfare on a daily basis. If you can’t accept me you’re a battlephobe and need to check your gaming privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.