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Recent reviews by C.A.S.S.I.E. Ham (She/Her)

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4 people found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play the same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in, don't lock us away
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone, stuck in our little zone, since 1987
Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend
After all, you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised we get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place, "Goodbye"
It's like there's so much more, maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in, don't lock us away
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone, stuck in our little zone, since 1987
Join us, be our friend or just be stuck and defend
After all, you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's, oh
Posted 8 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.6 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
I love this remake.
I was excited for so long as I never truly appreciated the original until a few months before the remake. And once I heard it was getting a remake I was so excited. I played the ♥♥♥♥ out of the Demo and bought the game on Launch Day.

This remake stays true to the original's format while also adding things and taking away things that were unneccesary or wouldn't work in the remake, It took roughly the same amount of time for me to complete the remake as I did for the original, On my OG Account I think I got around 360 total hours spent playing the game alone. Half without mods, and half with mods, I couldn't have asked for a better remake, it has honestly made me prefer it over the original just because the style of it and how smooth it is so appealing and satisfying to me.

It's a must play for any Resident Evil Fan.
Posted 4 August, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record
This should instead be called

Marines vs. Aliens & Predators.
The marines are if not the most powerful classes in this game, Multiplayer and Singleplayer. but it is enjoyable seeing humans get the upper hand once in a while, as were always perceived as the fragile insignificant beings as if we aren't capable (To which we are)
Very enjoyable game though, I picked this up and I thoroughly enjoyed Marine & Aliens Campaigns, and cant wait to play the predators.
Posted 13 July, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,629.1 hrs on record (42.5 hrs at review time)
Literally best app ever. Simple, Cute, Funny, and the right level of customisation and progression for more funny items that are loveable and go together very well. Best thing ever!
Posted 23 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.6 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Haha funny how I can put my hands up in front of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuclear explosion and oh wow look at that I only lost the lower half of my body : D
Posted 13 June, 2025.
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38 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
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40.2 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
bro this game just a fever dream. like they took every action movie cliché, threw it in a blender, and said "yeah that’s survival horror now." gunplay feels like trying to aim while ur controller is actively fighting u. zombies out here just existing, not even tryna be scary fr. every cutscene draggin u away from gameplay like it’s some kinda interactive film festival. story? idk man, it’s got four campaigns but none of them make sense, like they just vibin in different timelines for fun.

but they got sexy leon s kennedy so would recommend.
Posted 7 June, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
54.4 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Coming back to this game Its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast, Spec ops. The campaign, multiplayer, everything is just incredible and so much fun, this is what OG COD Gave, endless fun and so much Nostalgia. I love this game to death.
Posted 17 April, 2025.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,658.2 hrs on record (3,614.5 hrs at review time)
Mobile Task Force Unit, Epsilon-11, designated, [Uniform-[09], has entered the facility. All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols until an MTF squad reaches your destination. Awaiting re-containment of: [6] SCP subject(s)."
Posted 18 November, 2024. Last edited 16 January.
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