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Woman?
Excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all please do
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--you don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store you). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. You can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
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Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
[TF2 ending flourish music plays]
-rep seven days a week
❥ SLEEP CALL
10 minutes = $18.99
30 minutes = $38.99
1-3 hour = $68.99
4-6 hours = $98.99
10+ hours = $298.99
❥ TEXTS
good morning/night text = $3.99
per day "i love you" = $3.99
per message "i love you" with a chosen pet name after = $8.99
per message pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = $68.99
❥ STATUS
putting you in my status = $33.99
putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = $48.99
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10 minutes of matching pfp = $8.99
30 minutes of matching pfp = $23.99
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