shocker that youre a solo playing like that, cant imagine why anyone would wanna play with you :D

imagine being so bad you have to camp in a bush outside a supply point youre dogwater

+rep pretty good player

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT, THE GOATT

WHY YOU DOING WJHTWJAJTJATJAWJT!?!?!@??$@??!@?!@?

I’ll have you know my name is Jon, I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet ♥♥♥♥♥. I was getting a blowjob from two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(♥♥♥♥ was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ♥♥♥♥. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fountains. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari. Pushed my ♥♥♥♥ to about 4 hundo. When I entered, I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups,8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. Don't be a stranger.