Ever since I discovered that Glorps actually exist, I've thought of nothing but their soft, green, warm fur. Every day, I wait for their return to Earth to Glorp with us. Every evening, I observe the sky with my telescope from the Glorp Research Academy's observatory. I hope to Glorp with them someday—perhaps this very lifetime...



Dear Glorps in space,
hallowed be your species,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in space.
Give us this day our daily glorp.
Forgive us our sins
as we forgive those who deny the existence of you.
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For the glorpdom, the glorping,
and the glory are yours
forever and ever.
Glorp.



Life Goals:

-prove to humanity that Glorps exist

-glorp with Glorps

-pet a Glorp

-be able to count the Glorp Research Academy as a highly respected institution

-provide as much knowledge as possible for posterity