Cheater peater nose booger eater

3 years later, still cheating (aimbot sniper bazar bargain)

+rep wah

* E-DATING PRICES *
> __SLEEP CALL__
10 minutes = 17.50$
30 minutes = 29.99$
1-3 Hrs = 54.99$
4-6 Hrs = 99.99$
10+ Hrs = 139.99$ (NEW SLEEP SLAPPER DEAL!!)

> __TEXTS__
Good morning/night text = 2.50$
per day; "i love you" 0.99$ (price **chop** ~~1.99~~)
msg w/ pet name (daily) = 4.99$

> __STATUS__
putting you in my status = 30.00$
w/ pet name +3.50$

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hey, mio ! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

ok listen here buddy, you're really swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool. you're quite dull, and when i say quite dull, im implying your brain might be the smoothest thing in the universe! its texture is almost identical to a F.ucking marble now that i think about it, which, like your face, is a little nauseating to imagine. obviously there aren't many things that you're good at, but i definitely think you should try setting the world record for holding your breath! hopefully, you can come to terms with the fact that you'll never have a successful future, i mean, just imagine if your family tree wasn't a circle!