Recent reviews by RampagingRice

Very fun little 2ish hour mod, I was left scratching my head a couple times but never needed a walkthrough or anything like that. Tells a nice little self-contained narrative that I am not sure if I FULLY comprehended but was interesting nonetheless. There is no gravity gun in this game, so you must be intimately familiar with the gunplay in the Half-Life series. There is also a section I won't spoil that is very inventive and involves some gameplay that isn't in the other Half-Life games and has you needing to think on your feet. It never felt unfair though. I will note that this game feels a decent amount harder than the official Half-Life games, in the sense that the enemies feel smarter or do more damage or something - I felt myself having muuuch more close calls than in my recent replays of Half-Life 2 and its episodes - although very beatable. This was on normal difficulty, by the way.

If I had any real critiques I'd say that the mysterious figure contacting you throughout the game speaks to you through popups in your HEV suit's HUD in the top left corner, and are a bit hard to read if you are in the midst of combat or are fearing you are about to be. I'm also not exactly into Greek mythology so a few of their passages went over my head like whizzing AR2 fire. This would have greatly benefitted from a good voice actor or actress stringing you along to help you be engaged in the story AND the game instead of one or the other at certain times.

Despite this, I wholeheartedly playing this, it's only about two hours of your time and it's FREE for G-Man's sake.

SOOOO much fun with friends.
Sooooo customizable.
Sooooo much variety.
So much fun.

Guns, Gore & Cannoli has got to be one of the best singleplayer and multiplayer expierences I've had in ever. From the funny to even cringeworthy one liners, playing as Vinnie Cannoli destroying herds of zombies, the army, and even rats. I promise you that this game will not disappoint you. And with the awesome controller scheme, there's not a chance you won't have fun kicking zombies into pits with friends. The boss fights can bit a bit hard at first, but once you get the strategy down, you're set.

In summary,
Pros:
-Awesome hand drawn graphics
-Great gameplay
-Awesome controller scheme and support
-Variety of enemies and weapons
-Great couch gaming with friends
-Funny characters
-Awesome voice actor
-Interesting story
Cons:
-Slightly irritating boss fights
-Health rape by hordes

9.5/10

Amazing game.
Would love to see a sequel Crazy Monkey Studios!

tl;dr
Awesome game, great with friends, cool story, great hand drawn graphics, mildy irritating boss fights.

Great price, great sense of humour, great art, great customization, great animal orbs, great gameplay,

Great game.

A very fun, fast-paced top down shooter to play with friends. I reccomend to call up a buddy and have a few laughs over Skype. Awesome lobbies for you and your friends to kill aliens with. Plus, you get a free hat in TF2, so, why not?

And the #1 rigged game award goes to

It is yet another zombie defense. Don't get too cocky with this game and think you can hide behind your turrets by Night 10. A fun challenging game! Even co-op too! Go pick up this 2-pack for $3 and have some fun!

GLaDOS number one wasn't enough. eventhoughyoukilledher,youmonster Potatos, Strange Holes, Evil Friend, what's NOT to like?

A interesting look at a survival game, food and light is crucial if you want to keep living! Your sanity will drain in the dark and when it hits night (for real this time) scary monsters will kill you to death! The most important tip I can give you is: DON'T STARVE!

As for most people buy the game for the in-game Team Fortress 2 rewards, the dialog is hilarious and this game is worth the five bucks for the very entertaining poker experience.