Recent reviews by Ragn4r

A triumphant example of the video game as a form of artistic expression. jk it's super boring and masturbatory. Some things look cool but you walk so slow it makes you not want to explore beyond the linear path. I didn't finish the game but I assume there is a twist at the end where you turn out to be a ghost since you cast no shadow, don't have an effect on water, walk through some objects, and you can't touch anything.

Absolutely ridiculous that you have to tweak game files manually to increase the FOV beyond 60 and when you fire guns with a higher FOV you spin in circles. End boss is a joke as well. Meleeing zombies is the only redeeming quality this game has since it is insanely satisfying. Should be named Fetch Quest Island. $8 game.

Cool atmosphere, decent story. You would think people would know by now that sewer levels ruin games. Starts to feel like Limbo with bad jump and attack mechanics. Couldn't finish it.

Uplay is garbage but this game is worth trekking through that garbage. A sense of humor is required. If you like riding robodragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes while you mow guys down with a minigun then this game is for you.

The AI is completely unpredictable and most likely cheats. Funny for a minute then awful.

I hate myself because I like this game. Or I like this game because I hate myself. I'm not sure which it is, but I keep playing it.

As Bret Michaels would say, "Killing orcs. Is. Awesome."