Recent reviews by (MG) Xtremist

Very first job while trying to install tracks there's no way to install anymore components, nothing else pops up in assemble mode, making game unplayable almost within an hour of gameplay. Tutorial broke within first few steps, "check email", when i was clearly in the email area on the computer the tutorial would not advance, forcing me to skip it entirely and having to attempt to figure out the game on my own. Shows potential but currently needs to be refined and polished.

decent af

When you play this game, you feel like you are about to go on an epic adventure, with a mix of cocaine, and marijewana. When you play this game i promise you, your balls will be the size of tiny ass airsoft pellets. Once you first fire the portal gun, expect for your balls to be pulled right back up into your stomach where they came from. Your computer will orgasm hot air all over you. You will then orgasm along with the computer. After you are done completing your task for some dumbass computer ♥♥♥♥♥ with some kind of Trojan virus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ malware you can think of, you will realize what you have wasted your life. I was forced by that computer ♥♥♥♥♥ to take all those damn co-op levels, and shove them up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, forcing me to complete all of them, or else they would be stuck there forever. Expect to be extremely pissed off everytime you don't get to play as Atlas during co-op, expect to be blown away when that little ball ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with that Nash queef or whatever his name is eyeball. If none of this happens to you be very worried, because you will be randomly ignited to flames, and then shoved into a duffel bag of some bi-polar irish man, after that you will be immediatly sent to some random egyption desert, where you will no have no contact with any of your friends.

"10/10 would play again" -(MG)Xtremist
"Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8" - IGN
"Holy Balls this is orgasmic" - PC Gamer

I had a great time with this game, i walked into it expecting problems due to the reviews but i never once encountered a noticable glitch or failure, there is one thing that i hated the most about this game, the jumping you jump like an inch, and it feels like there shouldn't even be jumping, but if you want to go 30 mph just get to a ledge and sprint jump off, you'll go flying. This game has alot of cool moments, but at other times it feels a tad bit boring. Especially at the end, there isn't any feeling of urgency during the final level. I only died once, and it was because one of the monsters in this game, the minotaur, is a pain in the ass. He will constantly follow you, running at your pace unless your sprinting, he flawless tails you even when charging, he runs through the walls in the arenas, that they put you in to fight him, flawlessly, it's like he can walk through the damn things. The game tells you to shoot him in the back, and that is super difficult because he rarely charges and when he does, it's hard to dodge. Every other enemy though is easy to fight. This game will turn into a puzzle game easily, there will be times where you have no idea what to do, and the solution is so obvious you don't notice it. The weapon switch is super slow. When you try to heal yourself with the "aminus" juice you have, it takes a little longer than it should, and is hard to control. God help you if you're trying to pick up a weapon while running if you're being chased, it's a huge thing that would've helped me during a lot of battles. On the good side the cutscenes, soundtrack, atmosphere is amazing, the AI is ok, i've seen them do some stupid ♥♥♥♥ though. Overall for five dollars i think this is a steal, if you like games with good graphics that run well even on the highest settings with bad pc parts, this is your game, my ram runs at like 500 mhz, and i ran it on highest settings.

This game is a great mudding game for people who are into that kind of stuff, i am into this kind of stuff so i can play this game for hours. everything in the game works great, the only bad things i have noticed is the EXTREMELY sensitive damage system, the camera is wonkey, and the achievement system is broken. I am missing some achievements that i worked pretty hard to get. So don't go achievement hunting until the game gets updated a bit, but still fun in every other way.Except for the fact that i've had the thing crash in such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WAY BECAUSE IT RUINS YUR FILES AND YOU HAVE TO UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL AND YOU LOSE AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROGRESS YOU MADE ON THE MAP YOU'RE PLAYING.I have had to uninstall and reinstall the game multiple times due to random failures, such as me spawning in the middle of map in multiplayer with no truck, no players can talk to me or anything, i lose all game progress and am unable to start a new game so i have to uninstall and reinstall the game, both of there have occured twice now.

lemme just say right now it's a good game, but if you ♥♥♥♥ up your resolution settings, THAT ♥♥♥♥ DOES NOT GET FIXED