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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 9:42am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:20am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 12:29am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2019 @ 8:50am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2017 @ 7:27am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 6:26am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2017 @ 5:42am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 1:14pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 8:01am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 11:17am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 6:06am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 9:20am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 7:57am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 8:30am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 3:51am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 5:52am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 10:20am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2017 @ 9:56am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 5:56am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2017 @ 8:36am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2017 @ 5:24am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 7:50am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2017 @ 6:37am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 9:45am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 6:48am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 11:46am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2017 @ 8:02am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 8:39am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 5:27am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 9:56am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 9:59am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 5:13am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 7:50am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 5:08am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 4:51am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!