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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2019 @ 10:06pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2018 @ 2:46am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 2:19pm

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 12:33pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 23 May, 2021 @ 4:38am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2019 @ 1:38pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 12:38pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2019 @ 1:55pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 2:02pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.