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❦ Abby 1 Oct, 2020 @ 5:22am 
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Darth Gayder 27 Aug, 2017 @ 2:58pm 
will C-4P20 tell R6-D9 he wants to SEXE HIM??
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Glizzy Jizzy 26 Jun, 2017 @ 1:14pm 
-rep didn't tutor me during gcses
Rayne 10 Jun, 2017 @ 3:01pm 
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Darth Gayder 31 May, 2017 @ 3:56pm 
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Darth Gayder 29 May, 2017 @ 3:59pm 
hi (I apologize for my appalling misemployment of the English language).
Darth Gayder 1 May, 2017 @ 4:44pm 
Hi
I'm 37 years old
White
straight
8 and half inches ♥♥♥♥
I want to ♥♥♥♥ a midget
Must host and would be great to do anal
Get in touch

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Darth Gayder 1 May, 2017 @ 4:42pm 
Warm & Wet_ ♥♥♥♥♥ U Can Test

Warm wet whistle blowing, ready to toot your horn! Toot toot!!! Message me for details.Must Be Deasease Free.I can host

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Darth Gayder 1 May, 2017 @ 4:42pm 
Desperately seeking a good deep fingering and wank ! - m4m (London) hide this posting
body: heavy
height: 5'9" (175cm)
status: single
Woke up this morning with a raging hard on !

All I could think about was someone giving me a good deep fingering and then wanking me off.

Guy, 50s, Stocky / Chubby build, seeks hand relief.

Love being slowly walked off with lots of massage oil on my ♥♥♥♥.

Latex gloves and massage oil available.

If this sounds like you then get in touch.

Many thanks.

No escorts please.
No fees either way.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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Glizzy Jizzy 25 Mar, 2017 @ 5:41pm 
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Darth Gayder 17 Mar, 2017 @ 4:04pm 
he literally just poured coke on to his computer and physics books TWICE, like what? stay away before you contract his asexuality
Glizzy Jizzy 5 Mar, 2017 @ 12:03pm 
I'm sorry but I'm kicking you out of the sixth form, you're grades are just not good enough
- love from Mr Way xx
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Glizzy Jizzy 27 Feb, 2017 @ 11:25am 
I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU BACK IN COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER 200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS COMMENT YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE STEAM. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS NICE COMMENTING ON YOUR PROFILE. KEEP SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY YOU FOR IT.
Darth Gayder 25 Feb, 2017 @ 3:24pm 
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*Richard enters and seductivley pushes his foot on to the officer's chair with a fast, brutal motion. The officer begins to look perturbed.*

Officer - Richard? What are you doing here?

Richard - ULAJIDE UVWEWVEW ILEHGI FIGHDELI!!! (Translation - ASK ME AGAIN ARSEHOLE, I WANT MY BABY BROTHER)

The camera, propped up on a modified car jack as that's apart of the budget $200, slowly and dramatically pans in to Richard's sweaty face.

Officer - You don't understand.. Captain Ale-
Darth Gayder 25 Feb, 2017 @ 3:23pm 
Richard - YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SIT BACK AS YOU TRY TO EAT ME AS IF I WERE A JUICY GRASSHOPPER?!?!

Richard's goatee blows in the wind as the officer mumbles a response.

Richard - Suck my ♥♥♥♥!!

The officer slams his desk with rage by raising his two hands up and then down simultaneously, looking more like he's at a disco tbh.

Richard - YOU CANNOT INTIMIDATE ME! And know this, you diarrhea squirt - I will get my brother back.

Bastard.

Richard - By the way, we're short on guns. I'll give them a good home.

Richard proceeds to walk off with the officer's wooden box which contains a plethora of law enforcement weapons without any retaliation from the officer (like ok mate looool)

The camera then changes to a shot at a totally different location at a totally different time of day where some bare minted men are smoking a fa
Darth Gayder 24 Feb, 2017 @ 1:58pm 
Do the surround sound on this gayming hedset work on mac? Because im a hardcore gamer and it would be so awesome and sik if i could detect creeper footsteps in minecraft.
Darth Gayder 23 Feb, 2017 @ 1:47pm 
Depraved Food Monster: nothing
Depraved Food Monster: ♥♥♥♥ off

that hurt
Darth Gayder 21 Feb, 2017 @ 3:53pm 
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Darth Gayder 19 Feb, 2017 @ 3:07pm 
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Microwave 1 Feb, 2017 @ 3:30pm 
Love your bio XD
Loz 22 Jan, 2017 @ 8:41am 
I like big cookies
✪TaiTheTank 22 Jan, 2017 @ 7:50am 
-rep who the ♥♥♥♥ likes cookies?
Loz 6 Jan, 2017 @ 1:56am 
Welcome to the CLAN
✪TaiTheTank 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:10pm 
Laws are like sausages, best not to see them being made
✪TaiTheTank 28 Oct, 2016 @ 8:02am 
Tollbran, almighty ugugugu of England, i send over my dearest respect and my best women
Loz 18 Oct, 2016 @ 1:09am 
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Loz 16 Oct, 2016 @ 12:53pm 
tolly is an absolute spazdicated ♥♥♥♥, so don't co.., Nah lol jokes nice guy
✪TaiTheTank 16 Oct, 2016 @ 11:59am 
all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment on this hoe's profile cos he my bby
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Zy 16 Oct, 2016 @ 9:37am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
✪TaiTheTank 16 Oct, 2016 @ 9:26am 
Mattbam's Autistic Cousin
Darth Gayder 7 Aug, 2016 @ 6:59am 
Tunak Tunak Tun
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Da Da Da

Dholna Vajje Tumbe Vaali Taar
Sun Dil Di Pukaar
Aaja Kar Layieh Pyaar
Sweetheart, the strings of the instrument play
Listen to what the heart says
Come and love me
(4x)
Dholna
Sweetheart

Duniya Yaara Rang Birangi
Na Eh Bheri Na Eh Changi
The world is a colorful place
It's not good nor bad
(4x)
Sun Yaara Bole Ik Taya
Mehndi Da Yaara
Listen friends the iktaara¹ says
Mehndi's friends

Dholna Kadeh Mere Nal Hass
Mainu Dil Valli Dass
Nahin Taan Teri Meri Bass
Sweetheart, come smile with me sometimes
My heart's keeper (lover) look
This body is not under your or my control

yllo 29 Jul, 2016 @ 11:32am 
i hope you die
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$HMunni$ 27 Apr, 2016 @ 8:25am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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James Flex 20 Feb, 2016 @ 7:04am 
A dog really tolly your SICK you know that SICK!!!!!!!!! how could you do that to a dog poor thing he will never walk the same again