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🍧 ♫ a
🥒💃 ♂ lot
🌽🍖👽 ↕ of
👔👑⛳🍇 ☎ fun
🏀🎁🔋💙⚡ ✣ being
📕👃🎽🔋🏓🌸 ✭ alive
🥞🚙🚘🕺🥒🐝💗 ✯ ...
🎄🐳🌂📀🐠📗💎🚕 ❖ I
💛💚🍆💄👳🌳🌸🎫💄 ❉ wonder if my bed is made?!?
I'm 37 years old
White
straight
8 and half inches ♥♥♥♥
I want to ♥♥♥♥ a midget
Must host and would be great to do anal
Get in touch
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Warm wet whistle blowing, ready to toot your horn! Toot toot!!! Message me for details.Must Be Deasease Free.I can host
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
body: heavy
height: 5'9" (175cm)
status: single
Woke up this morning with a raging hard on !
All I could think about was someone giving me a good deep fingering and then wanking me off.
Guy, 50s, Stocky / Chubby build, seeks hand relief.
Love being slowly walked off with lots of massage oil on my ♥♥♥♥.
Latex gloves and massage oil available.
If this sounds like you then get in touch.
Many thanks.
No escorts please.
No fees either way.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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*Richard enters and seductivley pushes his foot on to the officer's chair with a fast, brutal motion. The officer begins to look perturbed.*
Officer - Richard? What are you doing here?
Richard - ULAJIDE UVWEWVEW ILEHGI FIGHDELI!!! (Translation - ASK ME AGAIN ARSEHOLE, I WANT MY BABY BROTHER)
The camera, propped up on a modified car jack as that's apart of the budget $200, slowly and dramatically pans in to Richard's sweaty face.
Officer - You don't understand.. Captain Ale-
Richard's goatee blows in the wind as the officer mumbles a response.
Richard - Suck my ♥♥♥♥!!
The officer slams his desk with rage by raising his two hands up and then down simultaneously, looking more like he's at a disco tbh.
Richard - YOU CANNOT INTIMIDATE ME! And know this, you diarrhea squirt - I will get my brother back.
Bastard.
Richard - By the way, we're short on guns. I'll give them a good home.
Richard proceeds to walk off with the officer's wooden box which contains a plethora of law enforcement weapons without any retaliation from the officer (like ok mate looool)
The camera then changes to a shot at a totally different location at a totally different time of day where some bare minted men are smoking a fa
Depraved Food Monster: ♥♥♥♥ off
that hurt
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You played the Song of Storms!
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Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Da Da Da
Dholna Vajje Tumbe Vaali Taar
Sun Dil Di Pukaar
Aaja Kar Layieh Pyaar
Sweetheart, the strings of the instrument play
Listen to what the heart says
Come and love me
(4x)
Dholna
Sweetheart
Duniya Yaara Rang Birangi
Na Eh Bheri Na Eh Changi
The world is a colorful place
It's not good nor bad
(4x)
Sun Yaara Bole Ik Taya
Mehndi Da Yaara
Listen friends the iktaara¹ says
Mehndi's friends
Dholna Kadeh Mere Nal Hass
Mainu Dil Valli Dass
Nahin Taan Teri Meri Bass
Sweetheart, come smile with me sometimes
My heart's keeper (lover) look
This body is not under your or my control
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'