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Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 7:18am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 10:33am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 11:23am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2015 @ 10:32am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2015 @ 12:34pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2015 @ 10:31am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2015 @ 11:03am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 7:17am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2015 @ 10:49am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:35am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2015 @ 11:33am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 1:53pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2015 @ 12:37am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2015 @ 11:32am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 7:17am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2016 @ 7:59am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 12:19pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:57pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2015 @ 12:03pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2015 @ 12:36am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:35am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2015 @ 11:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2015 @ 10:31am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:58pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 10:15am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:57pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2015 @ 10:15am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2015 @ 11:01am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2016 @ 11:48am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 10:05am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 6:41am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 12:18pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 11:52am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 10:33am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 11:52am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 10:15am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 10:15am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2015 @ 10:50am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 11:52am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 12:04am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 6:12am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:58pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2015 @ 11:03am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2015 @ 12:10pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:35am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 10:46am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2016 @ 1:06am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 6:41am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 12:03am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 1:53pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2015 @ 12:36am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2015 @ 11:08am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 7:16am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2015 @ 12:10pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 12:29pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 6:12am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 12:06am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2015 @ 12:04pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:57pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 10:06am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 11:22am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2015 @ 10:15am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2015 @ 10:49am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2015 @ 12:34pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2016 @ 8:00am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 6:12am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 1:52pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:58pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2015 @ 12:34pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 1:53pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 10:15am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2015 @ 7:18am



R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
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