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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:10am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:31am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:20am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:05am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:19am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:12am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:32am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:44am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:16am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:01am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:53am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:53am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:08am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 6:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:40am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:29am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:49am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:44am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:26am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 4:51am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:16am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:43am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:44am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:26am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 10:12am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:49am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:13am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 4:14am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 10:16am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 12:44pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:50pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:55am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:56am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:00am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 7:29am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:27am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:59am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:49am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:16am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:35am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:20am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:56am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:46am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:42am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:02am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:50am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:42am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 12:44pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:17am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:34am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:16am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:02am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:16am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 2:19am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:08am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:44am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:05am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:41am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:28am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 8:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:39pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+6

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked