ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is CU/MMING💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAU/GHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and CU/M👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 ♥♥♥♥♥🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 bit/ch 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉hor/ny💄healthy💪ho/e😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your a/ss🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿