The sheer quality of this game, nay, experience, nay, human triumph of creation. Is best described as, utterly and totally orgasmic. The controls are so natural and instinctual that there is no controller, just you and McQueen, controlling his every movement with expert precision that would impress a neurosurgeon. Describing the visuals as eye-candy is disrespectful to the artistry and punishable by death in several sovereign states. The euphoric graphics in this work shall only be played in 4:3 for 16:9 is too powerful for mortal flesh. The visuals are equal, if not, above the Ark of the Covenant in power. The Music and Sound design can only be truly appreciated with the 3000usd Meze Empyrean headphones while drinking a red Château. The way lightning says I am speed in the introduction sends chills not only down ones back but through ones entire system. Caution is advised when listening to the soundtrack as the harmonic energy from your headphones may cause your heart to stop and lungs to rupture. The story is actually Harper Lee's third manuscript set as a prequel to her original To Kill a Mocking Bird, Chick Higgs was the original inspiration for the character Bob Ewell, nonetheless those who wish to understand the plot require at minimum an IQ of 130<, anything lower and the nuances of the dialogue will simply blow over your head. The Gameplay is one of, if not, the most rewarding and consistently good experience of all time. The gameplay is more addictive than most potent of methamphetamines, for this reason alone it is banned in Uruguay.

To refer to this game as anything it is not is treason of the highest order, may god have mercy on the souls who cannot recognise, let alone comprehend the quality of this game. It is not only the magnum opus of Disney interactive, but the Magnum Opus of Humanity.