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I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
-- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees
in the shade.
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Famous Original Ray's Superior Court
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Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish
vandalism.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
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Not only did I wipe Lemmings from my hard disc, I overwrote it so's I
couldn't get it back.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Connection reset by some moron with a backhoe
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"Spock, did you see the looks on their faces?"
"Yes, Captain, a sort of vacant contentment."
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Documentation:
Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
speaking persons.
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"Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?"
(Small Gods)
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