Recent reviews by Jespazzy

Mmmm, the brain-scratching ratio management of Factorio with the the control and 'immersion' of a FPS. Very fun.

With the release of patch 1.5, I can finally recommend Cyberpunk. In all honesty, I thoroughly enjoyed the game on launch--the story and world were enough for me to push past the game breaking bugs every 5 minutes. Now, however, I've been playing the new patch for over 15 hours, and not once have I ran into a graphical or gameplay related bug. It should have released like this.

Fantastic and timeless

I honestly bought this game out of sheer curiosity. I'd never seen gameplay, heard it was boring and grindy, decided to take a shot in the dark and try it out.
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I'm so happy I did. This game is absolutely wonderful and will just eat up your free time. From its charming atmosphere to the likable and interesting characters, Stardew Valley is totally worth 15 bucks. Believe me though, it is quite a grind. But you can alleviate the grind by exploring, enjoying the world you've been given. Sure. You're supposed to farm. Doesn't mean you can't have fun with all the stuff you can do. I spent 5 minutes waiting outside Sebastian's door, holding a potato over my head, waiting for him to get off the computer. I've not made my self ever laugh in a single player game before. It's so great. I heavily recommend it.
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10/10

Yes I'm a furry. No I didn't buy this game because I'm a furry. I watched Jesse Cox play it and became interested. Did I still yiff to Armello 34? Yes

360 Zeus-Scope

Took 50 gb of space on my hard drvie because i thought addons were small or something. THEYRE NOT

So. Much. Money. Spent.

Punched my teammate through an enemy, killed them both.

~Just Chivalry Things~

8/8

When i first saw Dota 2, i was like,"Free game!" Me and my friend downloaded it and jumped into a game. We bombed so hard we were told to uninstall. I left it alone for a long time, but after 2 months or so i saw it in my library and played it again. I played the tutorials and they confused the crap out of me. As a new player in a MOBA game, the tutorials didnt help my Fps brain too much.
I'm rambling, Dota 2 is an amazing game. And i mean AMAZING. This game has inspired me to make a concerted effort to think while im playing a video game. The games mechanics go so deep that it always has something new for me to learn. Its got me to play other MOBAs like Smite and LoL, none of which is better than this game. If you're looking for a good game to sink your brain and fingers into, then this is the game for you.