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Let me explain, Western culture has popularised the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing penis size. However, it’s 2021 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.
The new methodology of measuring penis should be as followed;
1. The penis is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.
2. The volume of liquid displaced should equal penis volume.
3. Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced penis water = 1 Venus penis point.
Please, help me abolish this out dated system - it wrongly paints a world of penis size based on length; perhaps residents of higher than average African nations have gained an unfair advantage over our Asian brothers; we are using a RACIST system based on length not volume to discriminate penises worldwide
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You named it
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you 2 had been through everything together
* 2 boyfriends
* 3 jobs
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