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SteamDev Patch Notes – Quickly.exe
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🛠️ Version: v1337.0
🗓️ Date: Every time you log in
🎮 Status: Dominating lobbies since launch

🐛 Bug Fixes:
> Fixed a rare glitch where teammates got MVP.
> Fixed scoreboard layout: added extra digits for his kill count.
> Fixed a bug where Quickly would accidentally miss.
> Fixed an exploit allowing enemies to survive 1v1s.
> Fixed an exploit where other players thought they had a chance.
> Resolved an issue where Quickly apologized.

🔧 Known Issues:
> Teammates still underperforming. Might be a hardware issue.
> May cause spontaneous team envy.
> Scoreboard breaks if anyone else ties with him.
> Game audio replaced with enemy screams.
> Quickly’s taunts cause unintended rage quitting.

📢 Developer Notes:
> We’d like to formally apologize for the continued existence, domination, and psychological impact of Quickly.exe

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