Recent reviews by Quack

I saw the little girl outside our ship on camera, then (i kid you not) she started hitting the griddy

Very fun, especially with friends

Good game, but without the Bally/Williams Tables, its a pass.

My favorite part was when the Tarnished said it's Elden Ring time and he had sex with Mellania.

Very fun niche game. Violet stalks me at night.

game bad

I was told that Helltaker was nominated for Game of the year 2020 and I had to write a review. So here it is:

You can exes demon girls and eat pancakes and yeha gam eof the year please and tank you

>be me
>7th spawn
>sees military base
>thinks good loot
>runs to base
>closed off
>jumps over fence
>severe bleeding from barbed wire
>takes bandana
>rips violently apart
>makes rag
>proceeds to roll it up
>mfw no lighter
>still bleeding
>finds gun
>has 1 bullet
>sees zombie in distance
>shoots
>screech of pain
>zombie gone
>success
>walks away
>hears screaming
>turns around
>sees same zombie 2 feet away
>sh*ts pants
>dies in 1 hit
>gets launched out of base
>hits another player
>registered kill
>mfw physics hurt
>mfw couldn't spawn

- 10/10

Two seconds into Nuketown and I got quickscoped through a wall by the ballistic knife.

11/10 plz end my life - George Washington

Game took my money for crate unusuals, then the Crate Depression happened.

11/10 would recommend game.