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Recent reviews by Colt Asf

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1 person found this review helpful
55.2 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
F#cking sh1t game full of kids on ipad, i will personaly come and f#cuk your family if you use the dart gun. My 9 year old son broke his balls playing this game because one of the other players was sending him n#des through the chat. so i slapped him with news paper. these monkeys playing with ballons ;) is not appropriate for my kid, i have seen him trying to f#ck a ballon in the livingroom
Posted 3 February, 2022.
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28.6 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
Elsker at rolle små drenge i det. 10/10
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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4.8 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Tror i jeg bøsse Self. er det skrald
Posted 23 July, 2021.
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3 people found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shi#, the only thing that dosent suck huge ♥♥♥♥ in this game is the grapichs, the gameplay just makes me never wanna drink a monster again would rather eat ♥♥♥♥ for a week then play this game in 2 hours
Posted 19 May, 2021.
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1,565.4 hrs on record (1,266.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Kinda gey
Posted 11 May, 2021.
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14.1 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
This game is great but the sounds are really bad and ♥♥♥♥♥ there could be a way to know that your getting hit instead of needing to look down to see if you lose heath
Posted 17 April, 2021.
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229.4 hrs on record (178.9 hrs at review time)
Got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice base but no sleeping bag, i had da big ♥♥♥♥ im talking a crossbow and ♥♥♥♥ I was about to start cult and all that ♥♥♥♥, i´m out looking for cloth and a f"cking loser with a ak shot me 9 times, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 9 times and startet dancing on me and ♥♥♥♥. he was 38 and had 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children. overall decent game. decent
Posted 30 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Very nice game i have been playing it the last 3 decades. i will consider it a classic. i remember in 1994 when me and my freinds would game this all knight while listening to 50 cent, one time i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my freinds sister while playing this game. the gameplay is absolut perfect. and the graffics is still good to this day
Posted 17 February, 2021.
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0.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
I voted Kanye West :)
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
8.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥ game buy'd it for workshop, the game without workshop is just the worst ripoff. and its so overprised. iknow the workshop looks fun but you'll probabbly play it in 5 hours and never play it again. and iknow i use bad english cause i dont wanna do anythinh out of it so...
Posted 16 October, 2020.
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