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( ºωº )つ━☆・*。
⊂| | ・゜+.
しーJ °。+ *´¨)
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(¸.•´ (¸.•'* ☆ 加我兄弟 ☆
-- DEC's SPR-Answering-Automaton
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Michelle: You expect me to live in a tiny little hole?
Fry: It'd be deeper, but I'm standing on a gopher.
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* knghtbrd ponders how to scare the living ♥♥♥♥ out of 87 people at once..
<knghtbrd> AHH! I can do it in 3 words!:
<knghtbrd> Microsoft Visual COBOL.
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Fatal Error: Found [MS-Windows] System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
(By cbbrown@io.org, Christopher Browne)
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"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
--Arthur C. Clarke
😩
The Advertising Agency Song
When your client's hopping mad,
Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory,
Add a picture of his factory.
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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the double lock will keep;
May no brick through the window break,
And, no one rob me till I awake.
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