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1 person found this review helpful
12.2 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
What a wonderful game! You may be asking yourself, "Is this a game for me?". Well Litte Johnny, I assure you it is! If you derive pleasure from sitting in a pool of your own urine and feces for hours on end, as a visious alien apex predator stalks you for game; then this is as sure as sh** for you! Ever wondered what it would feel like to rapidly evacuate your bowels all over your computer chair because some xenomorph explodes from a vent and rips your fu**ing head off? Ever wondered "Hey, I think ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥**ing around on a vintage style space ship would be fun" We-he-he-el you[re in for a treat! We combine both of these elements into one horrible expierence for any user looking to develop severe hypertension.

But in all seriousness, this is one hell of a game. The dev's did a beautiful job developing the mechanics, the atmosphere, and the storyline to make you hate yourself for not being able to pull away.

The AI is designed to grow more intellegent to your actions and patterns (or atleast that is what is said) but it does get noticibly more intellegent to your actions, as you continue.

The game looks stunning, even on medium level graphics settings. And if you can handle putting it on ultra, it's a beautiful sight to behold. I would say, without a doubt, one of the best movie based games, and one of the best horror games ever produced. The lighting and effects make the atmosphere look thick, eerie, and dead. The tinniest attention to detail gives this ship the feel of an old, 80's, station that is stranded for dead.

If you enjoy horror, tension, and are a graphics buff, this will not fail to please

Easily 10/10
Posted 1 January, 2015.
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607.4 hrs on record (528.8 hrs at review time)
Really, a game for all.

If you're a angry 12 year old that likes to scream at people? TTT is for you!

Like to strictly enforce rules over something that means litterally nothing? DarkRP is for you!

Like to build overly completecated cars and devices? Sandbox with WireMod is for you!

But really, this game is for about anyone. Its a jack of all trades, and does a great job. If you can get over the dodgy graphics, and the horrible time it takes to connect to a server, then it's near flawless.
Posted 30 December, 2014.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Prepare to ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants in this game. It's horrifically hard, in an amazing retro feel.. If you recall any of those old shoot-em up games, with nostolgia, this is a step in the right direction. Prepare to die though..
Posted 8 August, 2014.
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